Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts

30.9.11

more War on Drugs
















do i seem a little obsessed about the War On Drugs? this is why - if there's not enough money for everyone to drink clean water, or to make sure kids have a good breakfast before school, then there's not enough money for this doomed and stupid war.



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15.8.11

Beyond the page






It was as though the words on the page were speaking to her, whispering in a soft soothing
voice
that only she could hear. The book was
telling her the story, and she could see the hero dancing with
his graceful lady fair right there
before her eyes.


She was dimly aware of her schoolmates  around her, whispering and giggling and touching her sleeve. Why weren't they watching the dancers? They were so very lovely together.

It didn't occur to her that they couldn't see
the dancers, because Leticia-May was baked. Royally blitzed. She was roasted, toasted, buzzed, bombed and zonked. It wasn't the first time she'd
tripped the light fantastic at the academy, but this was some good shit.

She was totally gonzo, in the nicest possible
way and as Sister Rosinna stormed angrily down the aisle towards her, she felt no fear.




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7.7.11

the Excitable boy







Jimmy had always been an excitable boy, curious about every single thing and running everywhere he went. He was also prone to sharing whatever was on his ind ...in fact, sometimes he used his outside voice even when he was in the house!

One day, his parents decided they really didn't like him very much. In fact, they couldn't stand him anymore. So late that night, they had a Talk. By the time the Conan credits rolled, they had narrowed their options down to either an 'accident' on the basement stairs or putting him on medication.

Jimmy's dad told his mom that if ten years of JonBenét Ramsey had taught him anything, it was that even little bodies were a bitch and a half, so why not try him on the kiddy coke and see what happened. "It's a no lose" he reminded her, "the stairs will always be there of we need them".

Six months later, Jimmy was a new boy!

Now, Jimmy sat very still and the Ritalin did all the running, from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Everything was fine, even if he didn't remember who this weird lady was, or why she was so stoked about showing him her dumb picture of an old hippie.








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18.6.11

it's the War on Drugs birthday!!!





Richard "the Watergater" Nixon was a hater.
he hated anyone who got in the way of his mission from god on any given day.

among his handful of accomplishments before
he was removed from office was starting America's 'other war', and it has proven to be the most enduring part of his 'legacy'.









this is the first page of a six page letter that Elvis Presley wrote to Nixon, volunteering to help with the War on Drugs. a few years later, Elvis would
be dead on the floor of his bathroom following years of abusing sedatives, amphetamines and narcotics.









this chart details the growth in staffing and their expenses. the usual  ballpark figure for the US investment in this war is about one trillion dollars.

these figures do not include how much money other countries have spent over those same years. there are no figures on how many people have died around the world, or even in America as a result of this War. there are no figures on how many people's lives have been ruined, or how many families have been destroyed either.







the War on Drugs has been pretty much a total failure. people are still selling drugs and people
are still buying them and taking them, and then going back for more.


never before has so much money been spent to such poor effect. the War on Drugs has been going on for forty years and has changed nothing...
except perhaps creating more jobs for cops and seriously increasing the prison population.










there are a lot more cops,
and a lot more people in prison.

when he was a candidate in 2004, Obama said
the War on Drugs was  "an utter failure".  in 2011, according to the Associated Press, the War accounted for $10 billion of Obama's $15.5 billion budget for drug control, and these warriors want more than $26 billion in 2012 to continue the battle.

other programs in 2011 have been cut and/or trimmed, but the Obama administration
has asked that funding for the war on drugs be increased. how weird is that?






just recently, Global Commission on Drug Policy released a major  report. the members included:

former Brazilian President
Fernando Henrique Cardoso

former Colombian President
Cesar Gaviria

former U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman
Paul Volcker

British billionaire
Richard Branson

former president of Mexico
Ernesto Zedillo
former prime minister of Greece
George Papandreou

former UN secretary general
Kofi Annan


former US secretary of state
George Shultz

one can imagine how radical
the report's conclusions were...

read it for yourself!
you can get your own copy right here.










here are the reactions of drug warriors
to the report's recommendations:

Rafael Lemaitre, communications director of White House drug policy said "Making drugs more available — as this report suggests — will make it harder to keep our communities healthy and safe," Lemaitre said.

the next day, Justice Canada spokeswoman Carole Saindon said “Making drugs more available – as this report suggests – will make it harder to keep our communities healthy and safe.”


i'm serious. she really did.

White House Drug Tsar Gil Kerlikowske iscounted the panel's recommendations as "misguided".

Russia's Federal Drug Control Service head Viktor Ivanov said “We have to realise that we are dealing with global propaganda of illicit drugs here”.

The Russian anti-narcotics chief said he had discussed the report with his U.S. counterpart Gil Kerlikowske and they agreed that the Global Commission on Drug Policy had drawn unacceptable conclusions.

Surprise.




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the War on Poverty in America lasted less than 6 years. the War on Drugs is now 40 years old and despite the fact that it is a complete and total FAIL, it's getting more money to do more of the same.

it's all pretty depressing, as birthdays or any other days go... but if you really want to get depressed, remember that the same kinds of people and the same kinds of thinking are now fighting the War on Terrorism.





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14.6.11

a drug called Charlie Sheen...






...kind of sums it all up.




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22.5.11

Industry will not retire






As the senior supervisor at the lab, he was responsible to the junior VP of development, but Hastings tried to rule with a light touch. His staff were bright, capable and resourceful - given some room to follow their inspiration, he was confident they would produce and time had proven him correct.

Benway was the new man, highly recommended and Hastings had high hopes for his work in menstrual relief. He had brought those hopes to this, their first update session, but those hopes were slowly sinking.

Over the past 23 minutes, despite his increasingly specific questions, Benway replied with only vague generalities and seemed to be devoting most of his attention to massaging the prostrate gland of a guinea pig he referred to as Bentley.







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20.5.11

17.5.11

Doctor knows best








doctor medication hallucinations health bile lights





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6.5.11

the Drug War thing...





coke for wine


i'm addicted to the internet, among other things. small town, rain and dust, no money, no dog... no wheels.
try it some time. it's satellite tv, liquor, fishing or fucking... or the net.

i don't know anybody here to drink or do the wild thing with, tv commercials makes my brain bleed, dogs and liquor cost money and i don't have a boat.

ipso faco ergo,
i spend a lot of time on line.


being an image junkie as well as an image generator, i spend a lot of time looking at pictures.

i like putting together three or four image search terms together and hitting 'fetch,  Algorithm'...



coke for coughs



if i'm trying to get a thing done, my rule is find it on page one. pick one. do it...

it's not my preferred method. i like to enter those terms and then see what comes up when you get
to page 20, or page 40. ca-razy, and i use the term advisedly.

 
this simple zen trail always leads to 'who knew?'.
it comforts me, and reiterates my abiding faith in and wonder at the complexity of it all.... which brings us to Blow.


snow. the Dama Blanca. your Aunt Nora. flake. girlfriend. happy dust. nose candy. white gold, Columbian tea***

i'm talking the Peruvian Lady.
maybe even the full Belushi.










Doctor coke



most of these cocaine illustrations
date back to before Prohibition.


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when i look at these images, i get the distinct impression that there was a once upon a time
when it was even easier to get coke in America. or when traveling abroad.


pharmaceutical.




coke for hair




i don't even like coke [2], but you don't have to be Keef to perk your ears up at that.

we're not talking washed out, stepped on, over-cut "too far from the point of entry" wheat state coke, no. we're talking pharmaceutically pure... to all intents and purposes, a different drug.





too much coke for some




these old ads and labels and such don't make me think "like oh wow man, i so wish i could run down to Shopper's and score some now man. that would be awesome."
what all these old ads and labels and such
say to me is
"this was a country
with a pre-existing condition".





coke for babies



America, like so many other places, was already using. pharmaceutical.

and just as prohibition of alcohol disrupted people's lives, so did the ban on blow.

prohibition on alcohol was repealed because there was clearly more money money in selling over the counter... and fewer of those noveau riche and their wannabees using machine guns to negotiate their deals.


two habits had been formed. in one case, the law was re-adjusted to conform with reality.




more coke for wine



if you've ever acted out scenes from Trainspotting in your living room with someone you care about, you know habits like these are not trifles.






coke for teeth

America didn't start taking coke when everybody was Kung-fu fighting in the 70s. America had been into coke for about a century by then...

jeeze eh, you have to wonder.


a bottle of coke



but history's not there to be learned from, history's there to be repeated.

history is one long forever face palm...
Winston.


suck it up.




oops.




coke's a tonic!



all our
revelations and our revolutions will be televised after all, but bitch of it is  there are no more all-new episodes.

this is it. we really are this stupid.












FOOTNOTES



*** well, the first thing you know,
       Jose's a millionaire.
       the kin folk said...




[2] i don't even like coke because it makes people [2a] boring.

[2a] people including me.



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16.4.11

Marijuana wtf?




so, everybody talks about how marijuana
is sooooo strong these days







what's up with the needle, dude?





like... waaaaay stronger than it used to be
back in the 'reefer' days.












but when i look at the books and movies
about marijuana






mobs then. mobs now.








reefer brawls? what's up with that?






from waaaaay back,





desperate search for thrills? whatever...






in the 'reefer' days





die for it? dude, chill








by the roadside? how cool is that?






holy doodle








it was not yet good to be bad.




it looks to me like the bud
was way crazier then...




cheap and evil? hopped up?








i mean... who gets this crazy
busy for a few joints anymore?








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25.3.11

50 ways to say 'You're Crazy'



actually, over 150...some old, some new,
some that are kinda funny
& some that mean other things too!



"What's in a name?
That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."






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crazy        1570s, "diseased, sickly," from craze + -y (2). Meaning "full of cracks or flaws" is from 1580s; that of  "of unsound mind, or behaving as so" is from 1610sJazz slang sense "cool, exciting" attested by 1927.










bluto

head case

beeper (bipolar)

schizo

mentally interesting

psych case















nutbag

cuckoo clock

off my rocker

psycho

loony

nuts

crazy

bats













bojangle

bonkers

buggy

bugging

certifiable

squirrelly

manic

unhinged

wing nut

'flicted
















cock-eyed

crackpot

crunk

duck soup

tetched

dippy

flipped out

jumped the couch

lunachick

lunched

nerts

potty

shell

wig out

wiggity-wack

nutjob















mentally challenged

disturbed

screw loose


mental

demented

weird   

freak

retard

















spastic
   
spaz


split personality

nutcase   

nutter   

halfwit   


















bimbo

strange

bonkers

brain damage

oddball


brain dead   


out of it

thick

head banging


head case


crackers
  

idiot   




















troubled

twisted


demented

deranged   

irrational  


disoriented

loony

unstable























disturbed   

psycho   

lunatic   

psychopath

retard   

dizzy   



























mental   

scary 
 


schizo   


wacky


wally


dulally   


weird


screw loose


weirdo
























flid


fruit cake   


f*ck knuckle   



















brainsick

daft


demented


disordered


insane


lunatic


maniac


maniacal


moonstruck




off






















touched

unbalanced

unsound

wrong


bonkers


cracked


daffy


gaga




















bananas

batty

buggy

cuckoo

fruity

loco

crackers





















crackpot

eccentric

crank

ding-a-ling

kook

screwball




















nut case

lulu head


wack job
















sick

demented

zoid

wacko

looney

looney Bird












jacko

crack head

barking


touched

daft


bat shit crazy

Britney Spears

doe

funky monkey

goober

head case

j-cat

looper

psycho-bitch

quack

seven thirty

wall out




























radio rental (Cockney for 'mental')


not all there

doolally

off your head

off your trolley

round the twist

up the pole

buckwilin'

on one

















Patrick Swayze (Cockney for 'crazy')

Chicken Jalfrezi  (Cockney for 'crazy')


apeshit

barmy

bent

deranged

gone

goofy

haywire

kook

mad

moron

screwy

schizoid

schizy



























screwy

sick

sicko

sociopath

stark raving mad

touched

twisted

unbalanced

unglued



















bedlamite

unhinged

wigged out

pixilated

damaged goods

high strung

looney-tunes

basket case

non compos mentis




















feel lucky? learn more
at these fine sources











http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1925070/


http://www.alphadictionary.com/slang/?term=crazy&beginEra=&endEra=&clean=true&submitsend=Search


http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+crazy,+insane,+weird,+strange+person.html


http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+to+act+wild,+strange,+crazy.html


http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=crazy&searchmode=none






















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