...this kind of says it all, really.

...and i don't think any real
Cat person would deny it.



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i can't believe how long it took me
to learn this.



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Knock knock...

I hate knock knock jokes. I remember who they were in vogue once, and having to listen/participate as people with no sense of wit whatsoever would launch into a dozen at a time...

...but I do like this one.



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Father & Son

...got a few issues with your Dad...
      or your son?
You're not alone.

- 30 -


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Men, women, sex, death & everything

... some recent perspectives found
at the side of the information
super highway...

- tbc -


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Holy Card humor...

....who knew such wondrous
blasphemy even existed?

but really, is it such a big step
from "Jesus loves you"
to "Jesus LOLs you"?

...have a nice day.




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...Speaking of Dogs

...as a dog person,
these cartoons rang pretty true...



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The Day to Day...

every day, i go visit my brother.

he's up on the top floor...
you see those two windows
with the blinds up,
beside the tree?

that's what his room looks like from down here,
in the smoking area.
it's not so much an "area"
as it is a legal loophole.

when you step inside, the first thing you see
is a Tim's. it's pretty busy most of the time,
but the line moves along pretty well.

usually, we'll get two medium coffees,
double double,
and a couple of plain doughnuts.


to get to his room, you go down
the hall from the Tim's...

...past the fracture clinic...

keep going, then hang a right
and keep going...

and keep going til you get to the tile art,
in front of the four elevators.

they're pretty fast,
so you won't have to wait long.

when you get in, press six.

...and when the elevator goes past 2 and 2 Rear,
try not to think too much about that movie
where the people are inside
John Malkovich's brain.

get off at 6...

and go past the tile art this time...

...and walk down the hall to number 10.

...if you get this close to the lights at the end
of the hall, you've gone too far.

go back three doors, and try not
to look in the rooms that aren't his.

it's harder than
you might think...

- tbc -


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the Whole World's Watching...

...they actually are...



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...are nature's most photogenic species.

they just can't help looking cool.

it's a zen thing.

it's Their zen thing.


cool-wise, they kick cat ass.

they always look good.

right in the moment...


as silly as we are...

...on our very best days...



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A Walk Is...



simply complex

eye in the sky

they're putting in new sewers
down the street...

- tbc -


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Recent Demotivational Moments

or motivational...

potato,  potahto.

tomato, tomahto.



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10 Reasons I Love America

in Writing!

...by which I mean these writers who were born
in the USA and whose words have changed my life,
and continue to every day.

Their ideas, actions and attitudes could only
have come from one place on earth.

(in alphabetical order)

diane ackerman

"It began in mystery, and it will end in mystery,
but what a savage and beautiful country
lies in between."

lester bangs

"The ultimate sin of any performer
is contempt for the audience."

william s. burroughs

"In the U.S. you have to be a deviant
or die of boredom."

samuel clemens
aka mark twain

"But who prays for Satan?
Who, in eighteen centuries,
has had the common humanity
to pray for the one sinner
that needed it most?"

james crumley

"Anybody who speaks badly
of revenge
ain't never lost
nothing important" 

dorothy parker

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

patti smith

"I don't fuck much with the past
but I fuck plenty with the future."

gertrude stein

"It takes a lot of time to be a genius,
you have to sit around so much
doing nothing, really doing nothing."

hunter s thompson

"When the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro."

kurt vonnegut

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around,
and don't let anybody tell you different."



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