Married to the Sea

Catchy graphics.

Great writing.

Available in both
Classic Moderne
Vintage Classical




What's not to love?

Waste hours of time.



...and it's frickin' free.

This is why the internet
was invented.

Married to the Sea

Bonus - comes with links to
other Sharing Machine comics


You can even annoy your digital friends
by emailing them ones that remind
you of things you don't like
about them.

...but don't go there if you're stupid.

It will just piss you off.

All not stupid people,
go here now.


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OMG - even MORE ninja demotivational posters!

how great can a day be?
this great!!!


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Healthy Living

clean healthy living?

knock yourself out...


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dog demotivators

dogs are so naturally photogenic
and expressive that it's not surprising
to find them featured in some
excellent demotivational posters...



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Law, Order & Reasons to be Fearful

"Police in the US now rival criminals,
and exceed terrorists as the greatest threat to the American public."

... sounds like the sort of talk one might hear
from a radical youth, but it's actually a quote from a former editor of the
Wall Street Journal and former assistant secretary to the treasury under Ronald Reagan named Paul Craig Roberts.

He's talking about law enforcement in America,
in a story about life in New Orleans where according to the US Department of Justice the police force is the police force is "a significant threat to the safety of the public".

If you don't scare easily, you can read the rest
of the story at The New Statesman:

No limits to the law in NoLa


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Easter Bunny funny

Any holiday worth remembering
involves eating...

and when it comes to Easter,
we're talking chocolate,

we're talking eggs,
we're talking bon-bon extravaganza!

Happy Easter!


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Nightmare on Harper Street - the sequel


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Nightmare on Harper Street - the Bruce Carson Story

After his heart troubles started, Utah Phillips used to tell people he was on a low social-cholesterol diet... no fat heads... and it's in this spirit i've been staying away from any kind of media coverage of the federal election this time.

It's not easy for a political junkie to quit cold turkey, but electorally-speaking, I was already pre-depressed when the writ came down.

I loathe the prime minister. Just the sound of his voice his voice induces bleeding in some of my favourite orifices - actually listening to the what he's saying is like holding a Taser to my forehead and squeezing the trigger.

As for his minions, familiars and the other rent boys that run with him, there are rumours they
all had to take vows of silence before their riding documents got signed. If true, it's the epitome
of a mixed blessing.

Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition

The other parties all seem to be running on
the "we're not him" ticket. A quick scan of their "visions" will probably put most people to sleep
and anyone who actually reads them may experience a craving for lithium.

A praeternaturally cheerful individual on a sunny day in spring might call them "uninspired", but
I am not that person.

To be brief, they are lame beyond measure,
so far inside The Box that the
only people who might find them "distinctive" would be the ones who created them up... and "distinctive" is still several area codes distant from "inspiring".

This is not arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. This is folding the napkins...


Despite this antipathy, I found myself reading everything I could find tonight about Bruce Carson. Those of you who have been taking their soundbyte supplements cannot imagine the neurological impact of taking it all in at once.

It's a saga! It's an epic tale! It's fricken' Beowolf!

Now I'm inspired... so inspired we're going
to need a sequel here...


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