“Yeah, I’m on a drug.
It’s called Charlie Sheen.
It’s called Charlie Sheen.
It’s not available, because if you
try it once, you will die.
Your face will melt off,
and your children will weep
over your exploded body.”
try it once, you will die.
Your face will melt off,
and your children will weep
over your exploded body.”
HOLLYWOOD This is a town where everyone's on drugs - scoring, snorting or snoring off a bender.
Drugs are a vital part of the glamorous life, and these days, everybody wants the hottest drug in town...
and they call it "Charlie"!
It's not for everyone. "Charlie" might make you
feel like you're on top of the world, but as many have found out too late, it can take you down too.
All the way down...
Mickey Rourke came to Hollywood
thinking he was some kind of a bad boy...
til he ran into Charlie Sheen.
...and Courtney Love was just a crazy, good lookin' kid from Seattle, with a head full of rock'n'roll dreams...until Charlie Sheen turned up on the guest list.
They both found out the hard way that Charlie Sheen was more than they could handle. You'd think that with stars like these melting down in public that word would get around, and people would learn- but that's not the way it happens here.
There's always cool kids who want to be cooler, thinking they're Charlie Sheen-sized
and they want it all.
and worse, there's the wanna-be's... the kids who are nowhere near cool, and who are never going to be, thinking...
"maybe if I just had some Charlie..."
Ever since he bombed out as an awards host, British 'comic' Ricky Gervais has been seen haunting the clubs and massage parlours down
on the strip, looking for "Charlie".
You'd think after what happened
to Amy Winehouse,
he'd know better...
...but no- it's always going to be 'the other guy'
who can't handle it, who's going to lose their grip, who are going to watch their life swirling down
the toilet from a ring-side seat.
Yeah, it's always gonna be 'the other guy',
until it happens to you.
***
"Slash sat me down at his house and said,
'You've got to clean up your act.'
You know you've gone too far
when Slash is saying,
Look, you've got to get into rehab."
"Slash sat me down at his house and said,
'You've got to clean up your act.'
You know you've gone too far
when Slash is saying,
Look, you've got to get into rehab."
***
Even in this, the proverbial town without pity, 'Charlie Sheen' has people scared.
Now it turns out there's something
even worse out there.
***
Denise Richards knows Charlie Sheen better than many- they used to be married. She's seen the Charlie up close and very personal... and these days she's worried about her ex.
She's worried that in the search for ever-higher thrills, the Charlie Sheen that people might find on the street now is much stronger- so much stronger it's hard to believe it's even the same drug.
People used to say Charlie Sheen is to crack as crack is to Skittles... which is just about how they say this new drug - Gaddafi - is said to stack up against Charlie Sheen. Like crack is to Skittles.
And you don't have to be anywhere near LA
or Tripoli to find either of them.
They're everywhere.
***
It sounds crazy. The whole world on one of two drugs? But Ms. Richards is a street-wise credible witness, and if she's worried, maybe we should take a longer look...
- Both are wildly successful, rich beyond
the dreams of most mortals.
- Both are willing to spend whatever it takes
for the right pair of shades.
- Both thrive on being the centre of attention
and have great difficulty appreciating other
points of view besides their ow.
- Both have a military background.
Gaddafi started planning his overthrow of the Libyan monarchy while attending a military college, and led a bloodless coup in 1969. His true rank is 'captain' - the 'colonel' is just an honorific.
Charlie Sheen's first media appearance is rumored to be as an extra in Apocalypse Now. He's gone on to star in combat roles in movies like Red Dawn, Platoon, Cadence and Navy SEALs.
- Both are infamous for their enjoyment
of beautiful women.
Gaddafi hand-picks his 40 female bodyguards, known as the Amazonian Guard...
...and Charlie's porn star Goddesses watch
over his home, Sober Valley Lodge.
- and they both like to wear socks...
on their heads.
***
"Don't believe the internet, believe what we tell you only, because the intenet, anyone can write anything, and they are usually drunks"
***
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
***
Which one's of the above
is Charlie Sheen?
Which one is Gaddafi?
***
"I have a 10,000-year-old brain
and the boogers of a 7-year-old.
That's how I describe myself."
"I cannot recognise either
the Palestinian state or the Israeli state.
The Palestinians are idiots
and the Israelis are idiots."
and the boogers of a 7-year-old.
That's how I describe myself."
***
"I cannot recognise either
the Palestinian state or the Israeli state.
The Palestinians are idiots
and the Israelis are idiots."
***
Confused? Scared?
You should be, because you could be
on one of these drugs right now
and not even know it.
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You are not alone, and you cannot
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It's nothing to be ashamed of -
they are everywhere.
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