fetch him, Ratcliff!

Ratcliff looked up at 'his' human, and to all intents and purposes rolled his eyes. It was far too hot and the hare had far too great a head start to be 'fetching' anything. He smiled as broadly as he could, given the stupidity of the suggestion.

Humans certainly had their uses, and really, they asked very little in return but every once in a while, a dog really had to remind them who was holding the leash.

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